8 Good Reason Why Excersize Is Better Then Cutting
Before I start, I'd like to note I do not know how to spell excersize because I am a fuckwit. Even though I have to write it basically every day in maths. So just ignore that.
1. Let's face it, you more or less cut because you want to feel pain, right? Well, excersize causes a GREAT deal of pain, but it's not just in one arm or leg, it's all over your body. Yum!
2. From my experience, most people are bullied and harrased because they are slightly overweight. This make them depressed, so they cut. Well, cutting won't make you loose weight now, will it?
3. It also gives you muscle to beat the hit out of those molefaced fucktardians. Whereas cutting makes you weaker.
4. Excersize increases stamina. Sick of bing called lazy? Get active! Excersize makes you less tired (this has been scientifically proven but I forgot how so I can't explain it)
5. Excersize increases endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. All cutting does is make you bleed and, hey, happy people have no reason to cut.
6. If you go to a local club (ie. soccer club, netball club) then you meet people and make friends. These friends won't call you a fat, lazy arse because, hey, your excersizing! Nor will they call you a bitch because you won't be a bitch, you'll be all dosed up on endorphins. Jot down a few numbers and hello social life! Now the skanks back at school can't call you a loner, which means less reason to cut.
7. Parents. Cutting will only make them stress and freak out and think you need professional help. Excersize will make them think everythings fine (and it will be) and get them off your back.
Note: Do NOT beat your parents with your new found muscles.
8. Excersize relieves stress. Cutting adds to it.
Hey, don't wanna excersize? Fine by me, stay depressed!
May this have helped a few troubled teens ^_^
1. Let's face it, you more or less cut because you want to feel pain, right? Well, excersize causes a GREAT deal of pain, but it's not just in one arm or leg, it's all over your body. Yum!
2. From my experience, most people are bullied and harrased because they are slightly overweight. This make them depressed, so they cut. Well, cutting won't make you loose weight now, will it?
3. It also gives you muscle to beat the hit out of those molefaced fucktardians. Whereas cutting makes you weaker.
4. Excersize increases stamina. Sick of bing called lazy? Get active! Excersize makes you less tired (this has been scientifically proven but I forgot how so I can't explain it)
5. Excersize increases endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. All cutting does is make you bleed and, hey, happy people have no reason to cut.
6. If you go to a local club (ie. soccer club, netball club) then you meet people and make friends. These friends won't call you a fat, lazy arse because, hey, your excersizing! Nor will they call you a bitch because you won't be a bitch, you'll be all dosed up on endorphins. Jot down a few numbers and hello social life! Now the skanks back at school can't call you a loner, which means less reason to cut.
7. Parents. Cutting will only make them stress and freak out and think you need professional help. Excersize will make them think everythings fine (and it will be) and get them off your back.
Note: Do NOT beat your parents with your new found muscles.
8. Excersize relieves stress. Cutting adds to it.
Hey, don't wanna excersize? Fine by me, stay depressed!
May this have helped a few troubled teens ^_^
posted by Maru Youkai at 2:07 PM
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