If only our minds were keyboards...

...With a backspace key for all the stupid things we wish we'd never said, a delete key for all the uncharitable memories haunting our minds, an escape key for all the thoughts we don't want to think, a control key for adjusting our self esteem levels, an insert key for all the creative ideas that haven't yet come to us, an F1 for when we are in need of help, a standby for when we need a break, and an end key for when it all becomes too much.