Morbid Survey!

I really like how I've planned my funeral. Twas fun. You bitches better make that happen! Or... or I'll just "forget" you in my will. No, no, I'll say "And {insert name here} can have the guilt of not letting me have one final pleasure and sending me off into an unhappy afterlife." And I'll haunt you. Dare you risk it?

MORBID SURVEY


{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
You know I've never seen garbage bags on the side of a highway. If there is a body, it's prolly Georgina's... and if it is, I killed her.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Oh hell yes. People for food! People for food!

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
... suicide pill...


{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}


{4} shot or stabbed?
stabbed; It's close range, so I could beat the mother fucker back, and if it kills me, at least I wasn't killed by a bloody pussy that couldn't come within ten feet of me and kill me properly *coughgeorginacough*

{5} asphixiated or exanguinated?
Exsanguinated. It's spelt EXSANGUINATED. And ASPHYXIATED. And I'd rather exsanguinate. *doubts thats even a word* =P

{6} drowned or buried alive?
buried alive... i hate drowning

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
crushed...i don't like things touching my head

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
poisoned is funner and more... i dont know... romantic (in a non "i love you" way)

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
flesh-melting virus...that sounds cool and yummy

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
9

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
to die knowing that you could have stopped it.. or drowning/being smothered. Or by a pussy bitchface *coughgeorginaagaincough*

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
intentionally, so I could at least pound them into a bloody pulp before I go. And if it's accidental then I have to haunt an innocent person, but it's funner to haunt a guilty person, its heavier on their conciense. Crap i dont know how to spell that >.<

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
serial killer definately. Then i could kill myself >=D

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
ummies... car... no no airplane so a lot more people die with me

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
away. Definately away. If i die in my home i will be VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY depressed in the other life. And ill haunt and kill all the people in my house and who live in this house. And then go on to the next door neighbours when theres no one left in the house/while im waiting for new victoms.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
TV so i have a chance to defend myself. Killing someone in their sleep is pussy.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
someone i knew so that my death could haunt them for the rest of their life.


{RANDOM...}


{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
Laid to rest in a glass coffin. And placed in the home of those responsible for my death. YOU TOOK MY LIFE, SO ILL TAKE YOURS, BITCH!

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
You know, I've always fancied being burnt and put in an urn and thrown out to sea. Fuck glass coffin, I want to be burnt and thrown to sea when I die. Funeral at the beach, motherfuckers!

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Bleeding, performed by A.F.I. Especially if Georgina rocks up. Davey has to look right at her when he says, "And when you find me lying dead on the bathroom floor, you can tell all your friends that it's all your fault." Okay, altering what I want to have done to my body when I die AGAIN. Placed in a glass coffin and have a funeral at... some place. Somewhere outside. A nice meadow or something. Speeches are made, A.F.I play, then they burn my body. All head over to the beach now and throw me into the sea. YOU GETTING THIS?!

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
Something like what Goth wears. Oh! And I want all my Precious Miseries that I've collected placed around my coffin when the funerals going on. Perhaps I'll leave half of them to Liz and half to Bec? Yes, I think that would be nice.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Hmm... now that's tough. *first thought: Davey* don't think that'd be so great though. Unless I came to know Davey personally. *second thought: No one I'm related to* *Third thought: Becca* *Fourth thought: Julia* Jeebus, that is a noodle scratcher. Hey Bec would you like to read my eulogy with Julia?

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
My cat is going to Becca. Who will have my laptop? Perhaps itll be sold on ebay "50% off because it belonged to a dead girl!" But then who would get the money? Of course, I wouldve decorated all goth and shit by now. Perhaps Liz gets it cuz Bec got my cat? I doubt I'll have a lot of money. I would prolly have a lot of cool stuff from my travels though. And, I can't really decide now because I'm sure I'll make at least ONE new friends along the way. And stuff would go to Matty and Manda too. Oh, if I can't get A.F.I to play I will have a big big tantrum and make life hell for anyone I meet... and will prolly ask some of my friends that have formed their own band to play. I'm afraid you'll have to make up your own music for Bleeding though, I only write lyrics. Unless Bec can write music, afterall its her song too.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
forgotten. It's more likely and I'd rather be forgotten then liked anyway.

{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Alone. More likely. Nay, it's destiny. I'm destined to be alone.