I'VE DONE IT!!! MARU YOUKAI SHALL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!
HAHAHAHA! I'VE DONE IT!! I'VE ACTUALLY DONEEEE IT!!!"
Remember backkk a while ago when I posted that "177 Really Random Ways To Die" list, and was trying to get it to 202?? WELL I'VE DONE IT!! And because I'm so kind and I'm sure your all so lazy, I'll just repost the entire thing here so you don't have to go searching for it.
202 RANDOM WAYS TO DIE!
1. Drowning in AFI songs
2. Being shot/stabbed/beaten while trying to hug Jade or Davey
3. Being shot down by police/crazy wild fans for kidnapping every AFI member
4. Being trampled at AFI concert.
5. Drowning in CDS
6. Laughing so hard you die
7. Choking on own saliver because you've laughed too hard
8. Killing Georgina/James Blunt and then drowning in his/her blood.
9. Having an aeroplane crash because you saw Jade on it, ran to hug him, tripped and bashed the pilot and co pilots heads together (so long as jade lives)
10. Going to an ultra rocking AFI concert and having your head explode because of all the smexy/awesomeness
11. Going to an ultra rocking concert and having your head explode because of all the smexy/awesomeness
12. Mailing yourself to AFI and then drowning in fan mail.
13. Mailing yourself to AFI and then getting thrown in the trashcan
14. Dying in your sleep after dreaming of AFI
15. Getting SHMACKED in the head after grabbing Daveys balls
16. Singing an ultra annoying song and getting squashed by a building which Ninja Jade cut down because the ultra annoying song woke him up.
17. Going to get food but being attacked by a gang of ninjas led by Jade
18. Be trampled by the screaming chicks as Ninja Jade plays his guitar on top of the building he cut down which squished some dude who sang an ultra annoying song.
19. Being asked by Jade if you want to fight him or make out with him, and choosing makeout.
20. Being hugged to death by Trunks
21. Being hugged to death by Jade or Davey
22. EATING THIS LIST *sharpens poison daggers*
23. Getting away with eating the RANDOM WAYS TO DIE list but choking because you saw Jade
24. Being tickled to death by Trunks
25. Farting so big it blows your arse off and wipes out half the nation
26. Choking on headphones
27. Trying to kiss a Jade poster but getting your lips stuck and having to saw them off and dying from loss of blood
28. Trying to kiss a Jade poster but it comes alive and bashes the shit out of you
29. Trying to kiss Jade...
30. Stealing Daveys makeup
31. Stealing Daveys pants
32. Stealing last slice of key lime pie while Daveys in the cafe
33. Having to watch Davey dance for two hours (back when he was a rapper)
34. Laughing so hard you die because you've just seen Davey dancing (back when he was a rapper)
35. Paying out AFI while Claire, Liz or Julia are around
36. Paying out AFI while Claire, Liz AND Julia are around
37. Laughing so hard you die because you've just seen Trunks dressed as a woman.
38. Being a peice of shit on the ground and getting stepped on by Jade
39. Being a peice of shit on the ground and getting stepped on by Jade who wipes his shoe on Daveys arse, who wipes his arse on Adams leg, who wipes his leg on Hunters arm who throws his jacket in the bin.
40. Stuffing your face with junk and eventually just going POP
41. Stuffing your face with junk and then seeing Jade or Davey and choking
42. Asking Davey why he is wearing makeup
43. Calling Davey gay to his face
44. Calling Davey gay to Jade
45. Calling Davey gay to Liz, Claire or Julia
46. Calling Davey gay to Liz, Claire AND Julia
47. Getting caught spying on Jade while his showering
48. Going to an AFI concert and having your head explode because this chick is screaming so loud
49. Going to an AFI concert and screaming so loud that chick next to you's head blows up and then being bashed by her boyfriend
50. Trying to stop Liz, Claire or Julia from going to a AFI concert
51. Trying to stop Liz, Claire AND Julia from going to a AFI concert
52. Trying to eat really, really fast so you can get back to your AFI music and choking
53. Borrowing $200 from a hitman so you could fly to Tasmania to see AFI seeing as they left Adelaide off the tour and not paying him back.
54. Having a joke and telling someone to jump off a cliff but they take it seriously and jump and then being hunted by all their friends.
55. Having a joke and telling Jade to jump off a cliff but he takes it seriously and jumps and then being hunted by Jade fans
56. Drinking coke and choking because you saw Jade in a towel.
57. Drinking coke and choking because you saw Jade in a towel and then being murdered because you coughed up coke all over the brand new keyboard.
58. Drinking coke and choking because you saw Jade in a towel and then being murdered because you coughed up coke all over the brand new keyboard and THEN having Jade come and kick you arse for staring at him in a towel.
59. Buying the last Decemberunderground CD and having Liz, Claire or Julia coming to buy the CD.
60. Telling the freaky dude that came up to you and said "I've spent the last five years in heaven trying to contact you and now you give me THIS bullshit??" that he needs a mint.
61. Eating three apples a day and then saying "No doctor will dare come near me" and then being stampeded by doctors who want to prove you wrong
62. Having your friend eat three apples and then saying "No doctor will dare come near me" and then coughing loudly as she gets bombarded by doctors.
63. Paying out THE MOOSE WITH A ROOM
64. Going to the Big Day Out and paying out AFI then being attacked by AFI fans
65. Going to the Big Day Out and telling a drunk you stole his belly fluff
66. Throwing eggs at random cars and hitting a limosuine and having this big buff guy come out.
67. Throwing eggs at random cars and hitting a limosuine and having AFI come out.
68. Grabbings Daveys balls while Liz, Claire or Julia are in the crowd
69. Being a bouncer at an AFI concert and punching some kid that got too close
70. Punching a bouncer that punched a kid and then telling all the kids to attack the bouncers and then being cornered in the changing rooms.
71. Walking into a shotgun convention and paying out shotguns
72. Walking into a ninja convention and paying out ninjas.
73. Telling a vampire he overdid his halloween costume.
74. Telling the tellietubbies they're evil and then being stabbed by the evil tellietubbies
75. Telling Elmo where you live
76. Having a blind man ask you where to go, then pointing and saying "Right over there" and then finding out it was a blind ninja as he kicks your arse with his numchucks.
77. Trying to pierce your tongue with a carrot
78. Being told you can't pierce your tongue because there's a vein in the way but trying anyway
79. Being told you can't pierce your tongue because there's a vein in the way but trying anyway with a carrot.
80. Trying to find out if you can get a brain piercing
81. Trying to convince Davey to pierce his tongue with a carrot
82. Telling Amanda that Trunks is gay
83. Telling Trunks that he is gay
84. Writing, saying or thinking "Claire loves James Blunt"
85. Falling into yesterday, then wondering how you could fall into yesterday and thinking about it so much your brain explodes
86. Going back in a time machine and landing on your mother, killing her, so that you were never born and thus aren't alive.
87. Thinking about going back in a time machine and landing on your mother, killing her, so that you were never born and thus aren't alive, and then wondering how that's possible and thinking about it so much your brain explodes.
88. Stealing Trunks' time machine
89. Stealing Trunks' time machine, going forward in time and being killed by androids.
90. Seeing your fish has died so sticking your head in the bowl to give it mouth to mouth but swallowing it instead.
91. Seeing your fish has died so sticking your head in the bowl to give it mouth to mouth but getting it stuck and drowning.
92. Seeing your fish has died so sticking your head in the bowl to give it mouth to mouth but getting it stuck and smashing it against the wall only to kill yourself.
93. Future Amanda finding out Trunks is in a different time zone and hunting down you because you stole the time machine.
94. Stealing Trunks' time machine and crushing Trunks with it... in front of Amanda
95. Being in a limosuine and sticking your finger up at everyone, then finding out the windows aren't actually tilted because this big bikie gang starts bashing you.
96. Paying out Davey because he pronounces ground grouwnd, and then getting five billion people smash your head into the grouwnd.
97. Paying out Punk Bob the Burnt Toast
98. Putting Davey, Jade, Adam, Hunter, Trunks, Punk Bob the Burnt Toast and Maru Youkai in a room and having a "Now let's pick out all your faults" session
99. Putting Davey, Jade, Adam, Hunter, Trunks, Punk Bob the Burnt Toast and Maru Youkai in a room and having a "Maybe you should all get councelling..." session
100. Hugging Trunks with Amanda watching
101. Deciding that you'd like to try everything on this list.
102. Reading this list and then asking Claire who AFI are
103. Stealing Liz's wig
104. Being stranded in a storm and running under a tree to call for help on your mobile.
105. Cutting Jades hair while his asleep.
106. Insisting over and over that AFI's "treasure hunt" is leading to their breakup
107. Challenging Maru to a spoon fight
108. Challenging Jade to a spoon fight
109. Standing behind Jade the horse after his eaten then drowning in his piss.
110. Paying out Jade the Ninja Chicken and then being clawed to death by Jade the Ninja Chicken and all his chicken followers
111. Calling Jade the Ninja Chicken a chicken and then being clawed to death by Jade the Ninja Chicken and all his chicken followers
112. Daring Maru to kill you
113. Daring Maru to kill Georgina and then being killed because you didn't bail Maru out of prison so she broke out.
114. Stealing Maru's poison daggers
115. Stealing Maru's baseball bat
116. Stealing Maru's shotgun
117. Stealing Maru's sling
118. Stealing Ninja Jade's numchucks
119. Telling God to smite you
120. Telling Maru to smite you
121. Making another damn icon implying that Davey and Jade are gay together
122. Stealing Liz's apple
123. Stealing Liz's frying pan
124. Stealing Liz's banana
125. Stealing Liz
126. Overusing the word "cheese".
127. Stealing Trunks
128. Having a water fight and putting down your water pistol while you go pee, then having a hitman come and swap your water pistol with a real gun to cover his tracks, then picking up the pistol and being an idiot by saying "Oh, I can't go on anymore!" *BANG*
129. Having a water fight and swapping your friends water pistol with a real gun, and then them being an idiot by saying "Oh, I can't go on anymore!" *BANG* and being haunted by their angry spirit
130. Standing in front of Liz when she has a cold and drowning in snot as she sneezes on you
131. Standing in front of Liz when she has a stomache bug and drowning in spew as she throws up on you
132. Trying to make a milo when your mums trying to put the shopping away, closing the fridge door to get to the cupboard and being murdered because your mum had an armful of things to go in the fridge
133. Trying to make a milo when your mums trying to put the shopping away, making sure the fridge door doesn't close to avoid being murdered, turning around and smashing into the freezer door.
134. Having your mum fall very sick and being asked to go to the doctors and get her prescribed medicine, but spending the money on the Decemberunderground cd instead.
135. Telling Claire she *wasted* all her money on a *stupid* AFI cd
136. Going up to Miss Callanan and saying "God is a sick, twisted and cruel bastard."
137. Spreading the rumour that the topic of beards is stale.
138. Saying "no one likes me" and then being stampeded by people who love you.
139. Poking a ninja and then being bombarded by ninjas who are all like "YOU POKED A FELLOW CIRCLE ARMY NINJA!!! ATTAAAAAAAAACK"
140. Commenting on how Jade is a girls name...
141. Sucking on an icey pole, seeing Davey walk by and choking... only to realise it wasn't Davey
142. Trying to divebomb a chicken but realising it's a ninja chicken and getting your arse kicked, Ninja Chicken Style!
143. Trying to dive down the plughole of your bathtub because your sister informed you that Trunks lives there
144. Being a slow arse when Maru is trying to get to the shelf you are standing in front of because there is a new AFI cd there.
145. Keeping Michael from coming online when Amanda is waiting *PATIENTLY* for him
146. Paying out Tosca
147. Saying Tosca is anything less then a punk rocking, circle going, ninja kitty!
148. Saving up a years worth of allowance and buying AFI tickets, waiting three months for them to finally come and then the night before the show getting grounded and throwing such a big hissy fit your head explodes.
149. Having your brain attacked by little mini ice cubes because you inhaled an ice block
150. Getting a can wedged into your brain because you decided to sniff Coke like all the cool kids do
151. Paying out pink pinkies and then being attacked by pink pinky worshipers.
152. Painting an apple purple with toxc paint to make it look cool. And then eating it.
153. Getting high, mistaking AFI for the Groovy Ghoulies and breaking Marks guitar as payback for not paying your friend who apparantly made flyers for them and then being beaten by Mark and the bouncers.
154. Trying to prevent Liz from drinking her coffee
155. Mixing the Dresdon Dolls with AFI. Then being murdered by Maru for insulting AFI with such bad backup band choice.
156. Putting "The Leaving Song Pt II" with a Nightmare Before Christmas. Then being squeezed to death by the much approving Maru.
157. Telling the purple bunnies they're leader looks like Madonna.
158. Going into a big convo with Claire and all her friends, then being bombarded by Claire's friends adding you until you drown in a sea of Claire's friends.
159. Showing Jade in a bath of black water with some guy hovering over it and then deciding to stop there.
160. Getting pissed off at your keyboard because you spilt coke on it and now it's screwed, throwing it out the window and hitting someone in the face, then having that person chase you with a pitchfork.
161. Paying out Tob Tob or Tobshca the Punk Kittys
162. A porridgy death... self explanatory
163. Coming to close to Claire when she's waving a baseball bat
164. Coming to close to Claire when she's waving firesticks
165. Coming to close to Claire...
166. Paying out Nick Carter when Jordan's around
167. Paying out the Backstreet Boys in general when Jordan's around
168. Not catching Maru when she tries to crowd surf.
169. Catching Davey a little too intimately when he tries to crowd surf.
170. Becoming a bouncer, going to an A.F.I concert and being bombarded by A.F.I fans
171. Paying out the Typo Chicks and drowning in typos.
172. Saying "Everyone loves me ^__^" and then being bombarded by people that hate you.
173. Exclaiming "Well trying never hurt anyone" and then trying to do the splits without stretching
174. Calling Punk Bob the Burnt Toast a poser
175. Calling Julia emo
176. Calling Jade emo
177. Calling Davey goth
178. Paying out Boris the Rock and then being crush by Boris the Rock
179. Trying to stop Maru Youkai from talking to her internet buddies.
180. Trying to stop Maru Youkai from listening to A.F.I
181. Deciding your tough enough to take on an emu and then realising your not as tough as you thought and getting your arse kicked, emu style!
182. Trying to stop Maru Youkai from getting 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list.
183. Knowing A.F.I are coming to Australia, and knowing you can go, and being so excited you just... pop.
184. Knowing A.F.I are coming to Australia, and knowing you can go, and being so excited you just... pop. And then killing yourself for dying right when you were about to go to an A.F.I concert!
185. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly friend dare you to jump off a cliff.
186. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly friend dare you to hug Davey
187. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly friend dare you to disown A.F.I as your favourite band and killing yourself rather then doing what your not-so-friendly friend shamelessly dared you to do.
188. Trying to act like a chicken and deciding the best way to do this is sit with some chickens and getting your eyes scratched out by them
189. Trying to act like a chicken and deciding the best way to do this is lay an egg...
190. Trying to act like a chicken and becoming really good at it, so good at it that Jade the Ninja Chicken gets worried you'll try to take over and kills you.
191. Trying to view all Georgia's AMV's in one night because they are so awesomely rad, and then drowning in the awesomely rad AMV's
192. Trying to view all Georgia's AMV's in one night because they are so awesomely rad, just managing to finish them all and then Georgia says "Hey, guess what, I made more AMV's!!"
193. Putting Trunks and Michael on either side of a room and Amanda in the middle and saying "Choose."
194. Having a pillow fight and putting stones in your pillow case to better your chances of winning, killing the friend your pillow fighting with and getting haunted by there angry pillow weilding spirit.
195. Having a pillow fight and your friend putting stones in her pillow case to better her chances of winning.
196. Telling Maru Youkai that her random ways to die list is utter bullshit.
197. Watching Maru Youkai do the victory dance because she just got 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list and then saying "Now go for 303", Maru's reply being "HOW ABOUT I CHOP YOU INTO 303 PIECES INSTEAD!!" and chopping you up into 303 pieces.
198. Watching Maru Youkai do the victory dance because she just got 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list and then saying "Now go for 303" and Maru taking on the challenge and dying from the stress and then all Maru's fans hunting you down and chopping you up into 303 pieces.
199. Watching Maru Youkai do the victory dance because she just got 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list and tripping her up. Then being cut into 303 pieces by an infuriated Maru Youkai.
200. Paying Maru Youkai out because she accidentally wrote "do" instead of "die" on the last three random ways to die and then being chopped into 303 pieces.
201. Absentmindedly dancing to invisible music in your head and being laughed at sooo badly you die of shame and embarassment
202. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly-friend dare you to attempt all the things on this list... twice.
And now to get it to 303!!
203. Getting a cold and thinking "Well, I have a blocked nose so now would be the best time to eat a sour lolly seeing as some percentage of taste is tasted through your nose" and then dying because you were sucking on a sour lolly with a blocked nose so you couldn't breathe.
204. Getting a cold and thinking "Well, I have a blocked nose so now would be the best time to eat a sour lolly seeing as some percentage of taste is tasted through your nose" and then dying from the super uber sour lolly.
205. Getting invisible ink and thinking "Now, I'm going to write 'Claire loves James Blunt' on this wall because Claire won't be able to see it so she won't be able to kill me!" and then having Claire realise you wrote "Claire loves James Blunt" because she's special like that.
206. Getting invisible ink and thinking "Now, I'm going to write 'Claire loves James Blunt' on this wall because Claire won't be able to see it so she won't be able to kill me!" and then realising, last second, that it's not invisible ink.
207. Getting invisible ink and thinking "Now, I'm going to write 'Claire loves James Blunt' on this wall because Claire won't be able to see it so she won't be able to kill me!" and then having Claire read your thoughts.
208. Getting an A.F.I tee for your birthday and having your head explode with excitement
209. Getting an A.F.I tee for your birthday but realising there's no way to actually GET the tee because of your overly protective parents who don't allow you to talk to "strangers" and having your head explode with frustration
210. Giving Maru Youkai an A.F.I tee for her birthday and being hugged to death
211. Calling Amanda weird for loving Trunks as much as she does
212. Calling Maru Youkai weird for loving A.F.I as much as she does
Remember backkk a while ago when I posted that "177 Really Random Ways To Die" list, and was trying to get it to 202?? WELL I'VE DONE IT!! And because I'm so kind and I'm sure your all so lazy, I'll just repost the entire thing here so you don't have to go searching for it.
202 RANDOM WAYS TO DIE!
1. Drowning in AFI songs
2. Being shot/stabbed/beaten while trying to hug Jade or Davey
3. Being shot down by police/crazy wild fans for kidnapping every AFI member
4. Being trampled at AFI concert.
5. Drowning in CDS
6. Laughing so hard you die
7. Choking on own saliver because you've laughed too hard
8. Killing Georgina/James Blunt and then drowning in his/her blood.
9. Having an aeroplane crash because you saw Jade on it, ran to hug him, tripped and bashed the pilot and co pilots heads together (so long as jade lives)
10. Going to an ultra rocking AFI concert and having your head explode because of all the smexy/awesomeness
11. Going to an ultra rocking concert and having your head explode because of all the smexy/awesomeness
12. Mailing yourself to AFI and then drowning in fan mail.
13. Mailing yourself to AFI and then getting thrown in the trashcan
14. Dying in your sleep after dreaming of AFI
15. Getting SHMACKED in the head after grabbing Daveys balls
16. Singing an ultra annoying song and getting squashed by a building which Ninja Jade cut down because the ultra annoying song woke him up.
17. Going to get food but being attacked by a gang of ninjas led by Jade
18. Be trampled by the screaming chicks as Ninja Jade plays his guitar on top of the building he cut down which squished some dude who sang an ultra annoying song.
19. Being asked by Jade if you want to fight him or make out with him, and choosing makeout.
20. Being hugged to death by Trunks
21. Being hugged to death by Jade or Davey
22. EATING THIS LIST *sharpens poison daggers*
23. Getting away with eating the RANDOM WAYS TO DIE list but choking because you saw Jade
24. Being tickled to death by Trunks
25. Farting so big it blows your arse off and wipes out half the nation
26. Choking on headphones
27. Trying to kiss a Jade poster but getting your lips stuck and having to saw them off and dying from loss of blood
28. Trying to kiss a Jade poster but it comes alive and bashes the shit out of you
29. Trying to kiss Jade...
30. Stealing Daveys makeup
31. Stealing Daveys pants
32. Stealing last slice of key lime pie while Daveys in the cafe
33. Having to watch Davey dance for two hours (back when he was a rapper)
34. Laughing so hard you die because you've just seen Davey dancing (back when he was a rapper)
35. Paying out AFI while Claire, Liz or Julia are around
36. Paying out AFI while Claire, Liz AND Julia are around
37. Laughing so hard you die because you've just seen Trunks dressed as a woman.
38. Being a peice of shit on the ground and getting stepped on by Jade
39. Being a peice of shit on the ground and getting stepped on by Jade who wipes his shoe on Daveys arse, who wipes his arse on Adams leg, who wipes his leg on Hunters arm who throws his jacket in the bin.
40. Stuffing your face with junk and eventually just going POP
41. Stuffing your face with junk and then seeing Jade or Davey and choking
42. Asking Davey why he is wearing makeup
43. Calling Davey gay to his face
44. Calling Davey gay to Jade
45. Calling Davey gay to Liz, Claire or Julia
46. Calling Davey gay to Liz, Claire AND Julia
47. Getting caught spying on Jade while his showering
48. Going to an AFI concert and having your head explode because this chick is screaming so loud
49. Going to an AFI concert and screaming so loud that chick next to you's head blows up and then being bashed by her boyfriend
50. Trying to stop Liz, Claire or Julia from going to a AFI concert
51. Trying to stop Liz, Claire AND Julia from going to a AFI concert
52. Trying to eat really, really fast so you can get back to your AFI music and choking
53. Borrowing $200 from a hitman so you could fly to Tasmania to see AFI seeing as they left Adelaide off the tour and not paying him back.
54. Having a joke and telling someone to jump off a cliff but they take it seriously and jump and then being hunted by all their friends.
55. Having a joke and telling Jade to jump off a cliff but he takes it seriously and jumps and then being hunted by Jade fans
56. Drinking coke and choking because you saw Jade in a towel.
57. Drinking coke and choking because you saw Jade in a towel and then being murdered because you coughed up coke all over the brand new keyboard.
58. Drinking coke and choking because you saw Jade in a towel and then being murdered because you coughed up coke all over the brand new keyboard and THEN having Jade come and kick you arse for staring at him in a towel.
59. Buying the last Decemberunderground CD and having Liz, Claire or Julia coming to buy the CD.
60. Telling the freaky dude that came up to you and said "I've spent the last five years in heaven trying to contact you and now you give me THIS bullshit??" that he needs a mint.
61. Eating three apples a day and then saying "No doctor will dare come near me" and then being stampeded by doctors who want to prove you wrong
62. Having your friend eat three apples and then saying "No doctor will dare come near me" and then coughing loudly as she gets bombarded by doctors.
63. Paying out THE MOOSE WITH A ROOM
64. Going to the Big Day Out and paying out AFI then being attacked by AFI fans
65. Going to the Big Day Out and telling a drunk you stole his belly fluff
66. Throwing eggs at random cars and hitting a limosuine and having this big buff guy come out.
67. Throwing eggs at random cars and hitting a limosuine and having AFI come out.
68. Grabbings Daveys balls while Liz, Claire or Julia are in the crowd
69. Being a bouncer at an AFI concert and punching some kid that got too close
70. Punching a bouncer that punched a kid and then telling all the kids to attack the bouncers and then being cornered in the changing rooms.
71. Walking into a shotgun convention and paying out shotguns
72. Walking into a ninja convention and paying out ninjas.
73. Telling a vampire he overdid his halloween costume.
74. Telling the tellietubbies they're evil and then being stabbed by the evil tellietubbies
75. Telling Elmo where you live
76. Having a blind man ask you where to go, then pointing and saying "Right over there" and then finding out it was a blind ninja as he kicks your arse with his numchucks.
77. Trying to pierce your tongue with a carrot
78. Being told you can't pierce your tongue because there's a vein in the way but trying anyway
79. Being told you can't pierce your tongue because there's a vein in the way but trying anyway with a carrot.
80. Trying to find out if you can get a brain piercing
81. Trying to convince Davey to pierce his tongue with a carrot
82. Telling Amanda that Trunks is gay
83. Telling Trunks that he is gay
84. Writing, saying or thinking "Claire loves James Blunt"
85. Falling into yesterday, then wondering how you could fall into yesterday and thinking about it so much your brain explodes
86. Going back in a time machine and landing on your mother, killing her, so that you were never born and thus aren't alive.
87. Thinking about going back in a time machine and landing on your mother, killing her, so that you were never born and thus aren't alive, and then wondering how that's possible and thinking about it so much your brain explodes.
88. Stealing Trunks' time machine
89. Stealing Trunks' time machine, going forward in time and being killed by androids.
90. Seeing your fish has died so sticking your head in the bowl to give it mouth to mouth but swallowing it instead.
91. Seeing your fish has died so sticking your head in the bowl to give it mouth to mouth but getting it stuck and drowning.
92. Seeing your fish has died so sticking your head in the bowl to give it mouth to mouth but getting it stuck and smashing it against the wall only to kill yourself.
93. Future Amanda finding out Trunks is in a different time zone and hunting down you because you stole the time machine.
94. Stealing Trunks' time machine and crushing Trunks with it... in front of Amanda
95. Being in a limosuine and sticking your finger up at everyone, then finding out the windows aren't actually tilted because this big bikie gang starts bashing you.
96. Paying out Davey because he pronounces ground grouwnd, and then getting five billion people smash your head into the grouwnd.
97. Paying out Punk Bob the Burnt Toast
98. Putting Davey, Jade, Adam, Hunter, Trunks, Punk Bob the Burnt Toast and Maru Youkai in a room and having a "Now let's pick out all your faults" session
99. Putting Davey, Jade, Adam, Hunter, Trunks, Punk Bob the Burnt Toast and Maru Youkai in a room and having a "Maybe you should all get councelling..." session
100. Hugging Trunks with Amanda watching
101. Deciding that you'd like to try everything on this list.
102. Reading this list and then asking Claire who AFI are
103. Stealing Liz's wig
104. Being stranded in a storm and running under a tree to call for help on your mobile.
105. Cutting Jades hair while his asleep.
106. Insisting over and over that AFI's "treasure hunt" is leading to their breakup
107. Challenging Maru to a spoon fight
108. Challenging Jade to a spoon fight
109. Standing behind Jade the horse after his eaten then drowning in his piss.
110. Paying out Jade the Ninja Chicken and then being clawed to death by Jade the Ninja Chicken and all his chicken followers
111. Calling Jade the Ninja Chicken a chicken and then being clawed to death by Jade the Ninja Chicken and all his chicken followers
112. Daring Maru to kill you
113. Daring Maru to kill Georgina and then being killed because you didn't bail Maru out of prison so she broke out.
114. Stealing Maru's poison daggers
115. Stealing Maru's baseball bat
116. Stealing Maru's shotgun
117. Stealing Maru's sling
118. Stealing Ninja Jade's numchucks
119. Telling God to smite you
120. Telling Maru to smite you
121. Making another damn icon implying that Davey and Jade are gay together
122. Stealing Liz's apple
123. Stealing Liz's frying pan
124. Stealing Liz's banana
125. Stealing Liz
126. Overusing the word "cheese".
127. Stealing Trunks
128. Having a water fight and putting down your water pistol while you go pee, then having a hitman come and swap your water pistol with a real gun to cover his tracks, then picking up the pistol and being an idiot by saying "Oh, I can't go on anymore!" *BANG*
129. Having a water fight and swapping your friends water pistol with a real gun, and then them being an idiot by saying "Oh, I can't go on anymore!" *BANG* and being haunted by their angry spirit
130. Standing in front of Liz when she has a cold and drowning in snot as she sneezes on you
131. Standing in front of Liz when she has a stomache bug and drowning in spew as she throws up on you
132. Trying to make a milo when your mums trying to put the shopping away, closing the fridge door to get to the cupboard and being murdered because your mum had an armful of things to go in the fridge
133. Trying to make a milo when your mums trying to put the shopping away, making sure the fridge door doesn't close to avoid being murdered, turning around and smashing into the freezer door.
134. Having your mum fall very sick and being asked to go to the doctors and get her prescribed medicine, but spending the money on the Decemberunderground cd instead.
135. Telling Claire she *wasted* all her money on a *stupid* AFI cd
136. Going up to Miss Callanan and saying "God is a sick, twisted and cruel bastard."
137. Spreading the rumour that the topic of beards is stale.
138. Saying "no one likes me" and then being stampeded by people who love you.
139. Poking a ninja and then being bombarded by ninjas who are all like "YOU POKED A FELLOW CIRCLE ARMY NINJA!!! ATTAAAAAAAAACK"
140. Commenting on how Jade is a girls name...
141. Sucking on an icey pole, seeing Davey walk by and choking... only to realise it wasn't Davey
142. Trying to divebomb a chicken but realising it's a ninja chicken and getting your arse kicked, Ninja Chicken Style!
143. Trying to dive down the plughole of your bathtub because your sister informed you that Trunks lives there
144. Being a slow arse when Maru is trying to get to the shelf you are standing in front of because there is a new AFI cd there.
145. Keeping Michael from coming online when Amanda is waiting *PATIENTLY* for him
146. Paying out Tosca
147. Saying Tosca is anything less then a punk rocking, circle going, ninja kitty!
148. Saving up a years worth of allowance and buying AFI tickets, waiting three months for them to finally come and then the night before the show getting grounded and throwing such a big hissy fit your head explodes.
149. Having your brain attacked by little mini ice cubes because you inhaled an ice block
150. Getting a can wedged into your brain because you decided to sniff Coke like all the cool kids do
151. Paying out pink pinkies and then being attacked by pink pinky worshipers.
152. Painting an apple purple with toxc paint to make it look cool. And then eating it.
153. Getting high, mistaking AFI for the Groovy Ghoulies and breaking Marks guitar as payback for not paying your friend who apparantly made flyers for them and then being beaten by Mark and the bouncers.
154. Trying to prevent Liz from drinking her coffee
155. Mixing the Dresdon Dolls with AFI. Then being murdered by Maru for insulting AFI with such bad backup band choice.
156. Putting "The Leaving Song Pt II" with a Nightmare Before Christmas. Then being squeezed to death by the much approving Maru.
157. Telling the purple bunnies they're leader looks like Madonna.
158. Going into a big convo with Claire and all her friends, then being bombarded by Claire's friends adding you until you drown in a sea of Claire's friends.
159. Showing Jade in a bath of black water with some guy hovering over it and then deciding to stop there.
160. Getting pissed off at your keyboard because you spilt coke on it and now it's screwed, throwing it out the window and hitting someone in the face, then having that person chase you with a pitchfork.
161. Paying out Tob Tob or Tobshca the Punk Kittys
162. A porridgy death... self explanatory
163. Coming to close to Claire when she's waving a baseball bat
164. Coming to close to Claire when she's waving firesticks
165. Coming to close to Claire...
166. Paying out Nick Carter when Jordan's around
167. Paying out the Backstreet Boys in general when Jordan's around
168. Not catching Maru when she tries to crowd surf.
169. Catching Davey a little too intimately when he tries to crowd surf.
170. Becoming a bouncer, going to an A.F.I concert and being bombarded by A.F.I fans
171. Paying out the Typo Chicks and drowning in typos.
172. Saying "Everyone loves me ^__^" and then being bombarded by people that hate you.
173. Exclaiming "Well trying never hurt anyone" and then trying to do the splits without stretching
174. Calling Punk Bob the Burnt Toast a poser
175. Calling Julia emo
176. Calling Jade emo
177. Calling Davey goth
178. Paying out Boris the Rock and then being crush by Boris the Rock
179. Trying to stop Maru Youkai from talking to her internet buddies.
180. Trying to stop Maru Youkai from listening to A.F.I
181. Deciding your tough enough to take on an emu and then realising your not as tough as you thought and getting your arse kicked, emu style!
182. Trying to stop Maru Youkai from getting 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list.
183. Knowing A.F.I are coming to Australia, and knowing you can go, and being so excited you just... pop.
184. Knowing A.F.I are coming to Australia, and knowing you can go, and being so excited you just... pop. And then killing yourself for dying right when you were about to go to an A.F.I concert!
185. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly friend dare you to jump off a cliff.
186. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly friend dare you to hug Davey
187. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly friend dare you to disown A.F.I as your favourite band and killing yourself rather then doing what your not-so-friendly friend shamelessly dared you to do.
188. Trying to act like a chicken and deciding the best way to do this is sit with some chickens and getting your eyes scratched out by them
189. Trying to act like a chicken and deciding the best way to do this is lay an egg...
190. Trying to act like a chicken and becoming really good at it, so good at it that Jade the Ninja Chicken gets worried you'll try to take over and kills you.
191. Trying to view all Georgia's AMV's in one night because they are so awesomely rad, and then drowning in the awesomely rad AMV's
192. Trying to view all Georgia's AMV's in one night because they are so awesomely rad, just managing to finish them all and then Georgia says "Hey, guess what, I made more AMV's!!"
193. Putting Trunks and Michael on either side of a room and Amanda in the middle and saying "Choose."
194. Having a pillow fight and putting stones in your pillow case to better your chances of winning, killing the friend your pillow fighting with and getting haunted by there angry pillow weilding spirit.
195. Having a pillow fight and your friend putting stones in her pillow case to better her chances of winning.
196. Telling Maru Youkai that her random ways to die list is utter bullshit.
197. Watching Maru Youkai do the victory dance because she just got 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list and then saying "Now go for 303", Maru's reply being "HOW ABOUT I CHOP YOU INTO 303 PIECES INSTEAD!!" and chopping you up into 303 pieces.
198. Watching Maru Youkai do the victory dance because she just got 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list and then saying "Now go for 303" and Maru taking on the challenge and dying from the stress and then all Maru's fans hunting you down and chopping you up into 303 pieces.
199. Watching Maru Youkai do the victory dance because she just got 202 random ways to die on her random ways to die list and tripping her up. Then being cut into 303 pieces by an infuriated Maru Youkai.
200. Paying Maru Youkai out because she accidentally wrote "do" instead of "die" on the last three random ways to die and then being chopped into 303 pieces.
201. Absentmindedly dancing to invisible music in your head and being laughed at sooo badly you die of shame and embarassment
202. Exclaiming "I do anything you dare me to!" and having a not-so-friendly-friend dare you to attempt all the things on this list... twice.
And now to get it to 303!!
203. Getting a cold and thinking "Well, I have a blocked nose so now would be the best time to eat a sour lolly seeing as some percentage of taste is tasted through your nose" and then dying because you were sucking on a sour lolly with a blocked nose so you couldn't breathe.
204. Getting a cold and thinking "Well, I have a blocked nose so now would be the best time to eat a sour lolly seeing as some percentage of taste is tasted through your nose" and then dying from the super uber sour lolly.
205. Getting invisible ink and thinking "Now, I'm going to write 'Claire loves James Blunt' on this wall because Claire won't be able to see it so she won't be able to kill me!" and then having Claire realise you wrote "Claire loves James Blunt" because she's special like that.
206. Getting invisible ink and thinking "Now, I'm going to write 'Claire loves James Blunt' on this wall because Claire won't be able to see it so she won't be able to kill me!" and then realising, last second, that it's not invisible ink.
207. Getting invisible ink and thinking "Now, I'm going to write 'Claire loves James Blunt' on this wall because Claire won't be able to see it so she won't be able to kill me!" and then having Claire read your thoughts.
208. Getting an A.F.I tee for your birthday and having your head explode with excitement
209. Getting an A.F.I tee for your birthday but realising there's no way to actually GET the tee because of your overly protective parents who don't allow you to talk to "strangers" and having your head explode with frustration
210. Giving Maru Youkai an A.F.I tee for her birthday and being hugged to death
211. Calling Amanda weird for loving Trunks as much as she does
212. Calling Maru Youkai weird for loving A.F.I as much as she does
posted by Maru Youkai at 6:45 PM
1 Comments:
I like this. I remember reading the unfinished list i liked that.
Maybe i dont like it. Maybe i want to drown it in acid and then inject it with speed. My friend does speed; others smoke weed. Actually i love this list. But i love you more.
Whens your birthday i forgot. My memory was drowned by drugs. Please tell me the truth, good things happen when the truth is spilt.
!ttam evol
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